YSK: when a retail worker asks, "can I grab a size for you?" what they're really saying is, "I see you unleashing hell on the stack of jeans I literally re-folded 30 seconds ago. Back away from the denim and let me get your size."

Seriously. We know you've had a long day roaming the mall and shopping the deals, but we've had an even longer one picking up after you. Just accept our help because we genuinely want to make the shopping experience easier for you, all the other customers in our store, and ourselves! We have a lot of practice getting the item we need out of the middle of a pile without ruining the stack, and you don't. You may think you can do it, but you can't. Even if you try and straighten the one you screwed up, I guarantee you folded it wrong, and we're just going to refold it once you're out of sight anyway. So, please. Let us help you.