LPT: Microdose your cat leftover Christmas turkey and it will follow you around everywhere you go with extra love

I have been doing this since the 25th and it's really great. My cat now comes with me wherever I go in the house, he's currently curled up with me in bed having followed me up. He really is a constant companion now, it's adorable. Yes it might be cupboard love but love is love! Only downside is when you actually want to cook some food and you'll probably trip up on your cat multiple times but it's definitely worth it!